Lawnmaster - Please Don't Lyrics

You were the best
The best at making someone think
The best is yet to come
My interests
Were new wave heavy metal and the paramecium

A single cell can have a life as self-directed as our own
What makes you think that country folk is so much better, better?

Please don't be my friend
I can't extend my heart to you
Please don't keep in touch
Let's just go dutch
And say we're through

You had a plan
Of getting out of carpeting and into real estate
Do what you can
I can read the tea leaves
And the tea leaves don't look great

Why are you picking at your food?
Why aren't you summoning the beast?
Why this compliant attitude?
Why are you crying, crying?

Please don't be my friend
I can't extend my heart to you
Please don't keep in touch
Let's just go dutch
And say we're through