Lucky Doug Fergus - Crappy Hour Lyrics

I'm about to fill my diaper
With yesterday's lunch
I don't need a stinkin' toilet
My undies hold a whole bunch

It's crappy hour all day long at my house come on down
Crappy hour all day long at my house crap with me
Everybody take a dump

Carrots and peas and chopped green beans
Shootin' from my behind
It's gonna be great wait 'til you see
It'll blow my mama's mind

It's crappy hour all day long at my house come on down
Crappy hour all day long at my house crap with me
Everybody take a dump

If that's not enough for you
I'll add a little pee
A fecal matter milkshake
Bet that makes you hungry

It's so cool three months old
When I get the urge to go
The whole world is my toilet
I say let it flow

It's crappy hour all day long at my house come on down
Crappy hour all day long at my house crap with me
Everybody take a dump