Martin Weller - Jeremy Corbyn Lyrics

He's been an MP for many a year
Now Tory fox hunters have someone to fear
Still Labour leader, a man to cheer? Who's that?

The unelectable one has done it again
Can he go one step further than comrade Tony Benn
Take a general election the backstabbers said he'd never win, go on

He is the one trying to calm the hysteria
While war mongers' drones drop bombs out in Syria
The May creature says we can kiss her posterior - but not JC

Now the Blairites all want him to fall on his sword
But JC's not one to go back on his word
He might end up like Kelly found dead in a wood
Who killed Robin Finlayson Cook

He started world war three, going to save our industries
Got Hedge Fund bankers on the run. Who's that?

Maybe he is an honest man? Stands up for right whenever he can
At question time you hear the peoples' voice
One day he could be some peoples' choice

Says the poor should not pay. That war is not the way
Why not let him have his say? Who's that?

He wants a society where all is fair
For a feckless politician that's very rare
Lunatic left? Au Contraire. Who's that?

New politics is coming about
Answer quite calmly, there's no need to shout
Even when the interviewers a lout. Who's that, Jeremy Paxman

Murdoch's vultures portray him as sinister
Guess what? He might be the next Prime Minister

Grandad started world war 1. Wouldn't push The red button
Chairman Mao on a bike with a sense of fun - Who's that?

Going to change it all if he can, just an ordinary, everyday man
I understand Billy Bragg is a fan as well as Jeremy Clarkson

Says the poor should not pay. That war is not the way
Why not let him have his say? Who's that?

Who's that? - Diane Abbot, John McDonnell, Andy Burnham