Razmiga - Smoke The Wii (Nintendo Wii Rap) Lyrics

Uh, uh, uh, uh
Let me tell you a story
A little lesson if you will
About the time I waited in line
On eleven-one nine-oh six
I paid some dough
250 large
Gifts card and more
I spent some scratch
Though I was on on cash
But for a Wii I could spare some more
So I got home
All ready to bowl
In my own crib
My posse shows up
And they began to spit some lip
Why not get an Xbox-360
Or even a PS3
You wanna know why
I'll tell ya
Cause nothing beats a Wii

Right then I reached the 9th frame
Of my almost perfect game
The Wii-mote slips out of my hand
And penetrates my 25 inch frame
The gang cracks up at my misfortunate
As I dial up Captain M
I wait on hold
And then I'm told
To go check my mail right then

To my surprise
A package lies
On my front door step
A new TV
Sent to me
Courtesy
Of the Big N

I start to play on my new TV
In an impossible tennis match
The PS3 froze
360 broke
While Nintendos still got my back

Got Link and Midna fighting off the Twilight Realm
And I can be Doctor Derek Stiles and operate
Will I survive
Only time will tell

Or I can be Kai collecting Elebits with a capture gun
Master Chief
Solid Snake
Lighten up and have some fun

As the crew gets jealous
And makes their way toward the door
I show them my Wii can play NES
And Nintendo 64

Jaws drop in awe and they say
It'd be better if they go
But I invite them to join me and my buddy
Super Mario