Television Personalities - She's Only The Grocer's Daughter Lyrics

Well if she makes you sad and blue
There's one thing that you can do
Relax your mind and float downstream
Pretend it's all a very bad dream

She's a witch and she's absurd
I'd like to give her what she really deserves
I'd like to knock her greenhouse down
And trample on her roses

We don't love you anymore
We don't want you like before
We don't love you anymore
So now you know the score

Don't you let her get you down
Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter
Don't you let her get you down
Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter

She's a devil in disguise
I'd like to poke her in the eyes
All dressed in blue
Blue hair blue shoes

I'd like to paint her in the nude
And I've heard it is her birthday soon
Gonna buy her a ticket to the moon
And a leather bound set of Mills and Boon

We don't love you anymore
We don't want you like before
We don't love you anymore
So now you know the score

Don't you let her get you down
Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter
Don't you let her get you down
Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter

I think I ought to slap her face

Well if she makes you sad and blue
There's one thing that you can do
Relax your mind and float downstream
Pretend it's all a very bad dream

Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter
Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter
I'd like to put her across my knee
I think somebody ought to
But she's only the grocer's daughter
But she's only the grocer's daughter