Yetiface, Crate Digga - Red Eyed Jedi Lyrics

Young Skywalker
Welcome
To my humble abode
Yoda
I am your
Father's
Uncle's cousin's
Brother's mother's
Uncle's sister's
Third cousin's
Room mate
That makes us nothing
My name is Yoda
Suck my choda
Eat my choda chowder
Eat my choda chowder
My Darth Vader kinda sounds like
If Schwarzenegger and Vin Diesel
Had a baby
I am Yoda
Listen to my soda
Pop
Pop
Pop
Hah
Kinda crazy
Arnold Schwarzenegger
And Vin Diesel
Having a baby
A big bald strong baby
Red eyed
From the ganja kush smoke
Kush smoke
Cess?
No
I went to Tatooine once
I was at a bar
A cantina bar
I had to look twice
Seen two suns
Yoda
Yoda
Suck on my choda
I don't know why
There was two suns
There wasn't two moons
It was all fucked up
Choke on this choda
Cause my name is Yoda
Suck on my choda
I just got a blow dart in my neck
I feel funny
Yes
Yes
My ears are full of blood vessels
I think
Gonna have to call up my cyber friends
On the other end of the galaxy
I took too much acid
From my Jedi master
Yes
Peace
No
Maybe

Young Skywalker
Welcome
To my humble abode
Yoda
I am your
Father's
Uncle's cousin's
Brother's mother's
Uncle's sister's
Third cousin's
Room mate
That makes us nothing
My name is Yoda
Suck my choda
Eat my choda chowder
Eat my choda chowder
My Darth Vader kinda sounds like
If Schwarzenegger and Vin Diesel
Had a baby
I am Yoda
Listen to my soda
Pop
Pop
Pop
Hah
Kinda crazy
Arnold Schwarzenegger
And Vin Diesel
Having a baby
A big bald strong baby
Red eyed
From the ganja kush smoke
Kush smoke
Cess?
No
I went to Tatooine once
I was at a bar
A cantina bar
I had to look twice
Seen two suns
Yoda
Yoda
Suck on my choda
I don't know why
There was two suns
There wasn't two moons
It was all fucked up
Choke on this choda
Cause my name is Yoda
Suck on my choda
I just got a blow dart in my neck
I feel funny
Yes
Yes
My ears are full of blood vessels
I think
Gonna have to call up my cyber friends
On the other end of the galaxy
I took too much acid
From my Jedi master
Yes
Peace
No
Maybe