Yetiface - Shamus - Original Version Lyrics

I fucked your mother last week
And she smelled like
My best friends dick
You can bet your ass
I got real real pissed
And I locked her in a room
While I took a shit
She said it smells like oatmeal
And I said
I don't give a shit
I wiped my ass with my hand
And I smeared it on her cheek
And her little bitty tits
I got 'aten by a horse last week
And I really don't care
Hey Hoe
Everybody says I live a life painless
But I'm really just shameless
I don't care
My name is Shamus
I don't care
My name is Shamus
I like to smell my own poo
Oh why
Do I try?
I just wanna try
A little bit harder tomorrow
I wanna try a little bit harder
So I don't have to live in sorrow
Nothin'
Everybody wants to say I'm nothin
But my name is Shamus
Everybody wants to say I'm nothin
But my name is Shamus
My name is Shamus
My name is Shamus
Please don't blame us
For what we're gonna do
My name is Shamus
My name is Shamus
And please don't blame me
For what I'm gonna do

I fucked your mother last week
And she smelled like
My best friends dick
You can bet your ass
I got real real pissed
And I locked her in a room
While I took a shit
She said it smells like oatmeal
And I said
I don't give a shit
I wiped my ass with my hand
And I smeared it on her cheek
And her little bitty tits
I got 'aten by a horse last week
And I really don't care
Hey Hoe
Everybody says I live a life painless
But I'm really just shameless
I don't care
My name is Shamus
I don't care
My name is Shamus
I like to smell my own poo
Oh why
Do I try?
I just wanna try
A little bit harder tomorrow
I wanna try a little bit harder
So I don't have to live in sorrow
Nothin'
Everybody wants to say I'm nothin
But my name is Shamus
Everybody wants to say I'm nothin
But my name is Shamus
My name is Shamus
My name is Shamus
Please don't blame us
For what we're gonna do
My name is Shamus
My name is Shamus
And please don't blame me
For what I'm gonna do