Zacc and the Scissorlips - A Third Of Cheryl's Lawyer Lyrics

It's finally time
To settle this
I want the house
I want the kids
A new dog
And you gone
You aren't getting a thing
You're lucky you got the CDs
The kids won't miss you
I hope you can see that too
Woman all you spout are lies
I hear the children's cries
I know you hate me
But you know I'll try
Give me the chance
I'll be a part of their lives
It can all start now
Just stop pushing me out
No way, prick
What you say is illegitimate
You know those kids aren't yours
Of course, I know
I still love them as my own
But you have to realize
That means I don't have to pay alimony
(Dammit really?)
(Yeah, he's right)
I still wanna be a good father figure for them
But they aren't my responsibility
The legalities of your actions
Have left this super messy
The kids don't even want to move
Out of Missouri
Fine! I'm done, you get everything
(Wait what?)
I'm out, bitches.
Wait wait wait sign this first
That's it then

It's finally time
To settle this
I want the house
I want the kids
A new dog
And you gone
You aren't getting a thing
You're lucky you got the CDs
The kids won't miss you
I hope you can see that too
Woman all you spout are lies
I hear the children's cries
I know you hate me
But you know I'll try
Give me the chance
I'll be a part of their lives
It can all start now
Just stop pushing me out
No way, prick
What you say is illegitimate
You know those kids aren't yours
Of course, I know
I still love them as my own
But you have to realize
That means I don't have to pay alimony
(Dammit really?)
(Yeah, he's right)
I still wanna be a good father figure for them
But they aren't my responsibility
The legalities of your actions
Have left this super messy
The kids don't even want to move
Out of Missouri
Fine! I'm done, you get everything
(Wait what?)
I'm out, bitches.
Wait wait wait sign this first
That's it then