Deafening Silence
by
Serj Tankian
Once upon a time in shimmy-land, boy loves boy but they can't be together because "amot eh". Boy then gets together with girl, makes her sing a sad tune about other boy and marries her. Several years later girl finds out, is angry but they can't divorce because "amot eh". So they strike a deal: each gets a quid (g/d) pro quo (d/g) so that the sham can continue without shame. For no one ever talks about shameful things here in shimmy-land, where all's well that ends in a silent well.