Once upon a time in shimmy-land, boy loves boy but they can't be together because ամոթ է. Boy then rebounds with girl, makes her sing a sad tune about other boy and marries her. Several years later girl finds out, is angry but they can't divorce because ամոթ է. So they strike a deal: each gets a quid (g/d) pro quo (d/g) so that the sham can continue without shame. For nobody ever talks about shameful things here in shimmy-land, where all's well that ends up drowned in a silent well.
