Ana Gasteyer - In the Market for a Miracle Lyrics

At Christmas time, when you're a Jew
It's easy to feel kinda blue
With everyone reminding you you're different from the rest

Well, they can keep their Christmas trees
Our lawns need no nativities
We got matzoh balls and the Maccabees
Who could be depressed?

Hanukkah is here
It reminds us every year that when your days are growing dim
a light just might appear
So you're in luck, my dear

Cause if you're in the market for a miracle
One is headed right to ya
So somebody say Hallelujah!
Take your tush and park it for a miracle
Slap a happy smile on that face
Cause if you're in the market for a miracle, you came to the right place

So throw some latkes on your plate
Go stuff yourself, Let's celebrate
I think every Jew in this whole state is here inside our home

There's no need to be concerned
Just think how long that oil burned
There are miracles or so I've learned
At Temple Beth Shalom
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If you're in the market for a miracle
We're servin' all you handle
It starts by grabbin' a candle
Light it up and spark it for a miracle
Tell you what, I'll cut right to the chase
If you're in the market for a miracle, you came to the right place!

Lai dai dai
You know that Jesus was Jewish?
Lai dai dai
Raise a glass to the Israelites
Livin' it up for eight crazy nights
Boychik you wanna stick with me

If you're in the market for a miracle
You're about to be blessed
A Jewish mother knows best
When you're in the dark it takes a miracle
Come on baby let me rest my case

If you're in the market c'mon take your tush and park it
I said if you're in the market for a miracle
you came to the right place!

Lai dai dai