Barenaked Ladies - The Dream Hotel Lyrics

My girlfriend, me and my girlfriend
We're staying at the dream hotel
From Thursday through to Monday
We're staying at the dream hotel

In New York, it's fabulous
So beautiful this time of year
A DJ's playing good music
Bubbles float up to the chandelier

They say, monsieur et mademoiselle
Monsieur et mademoiselle
Monsieur et mademoiselle
Welcome to the dream hotel
Welcome to the dream hotel

There's a party in the lobby
There is always a happening party
Leonardo's at the party
Did you see him there at the party?
And the night is full of smoke
The sky is full of steam
Car horns honk all night
It's not my kind of dream

Monsieur et mademoiselle
Monsieur et mademoiselle
Monsieur et mademoiselle
Welcome to the dream hotel
Welcome to the dream hotel

The dream (the dream)
Welcome to the dream hotel
The dream hotel
The dream (the dream)
Welcome to the dream hotel
The dream hotel

The dream (the dream)
Welcome to the dream hotel
The dream hotel
The dream (the dream)
Welcome to the dream hotel
The dream hotel

Once the dream hotel was like a dream
All the guests as happy as they'll ever be
Wild dogs running down the hallway
Now the hallway's a river
And the lady at the concierge is your favorite high school teacher
And they're calling from room service
To tell you they are all sold out of broken hearts
And they've built a giant wall of pancakes in the park

I woke up in the morning
It was a message on the telephone
From my girlfriend, from Leonardo
"Babe, I'm staying at the dream hotel"
Now it's my idea of hell
Staying at the dream hotel
It's my idea of hell
Staying at the dream hotel

The dream (the dream)
Staying at the dream hotel
The dream hotel
The dream (the dream)
Staying at the dream hotel
The dream hotel

The dream (the dream)
Staying at the dream hotel
The dream hotel
The dream (the dream)
Staying at the dream hotel
The dream hotel

The dream (the dream)
Staying at the dream hotel
The dream hotel (monsieur et mademoiselle)
The dream (the dream)
Welcome to the dream hotel
The dream hotel (welcome to the dream hotel)

The dream (the dream)
The dream hotel (monsieur et mademoiselle)
The dream (the dream)
The dream hotel (welcome to the dream hotel)

The dream (the dream)
The dream hotel
The dream (the dream)
Welcome to the dream hotel

The dream, the dream
The dream, the dream