Crash Richard - Big Waste Lyrics

Boner on the beach
So much for discreet
Paranoia's only making it worse
Bikini vanity is such a curse
The cops are on the way
Arrest me for being gay
Pina colada in the sun
Hanging with your girl and with her mom
The times are on my back
Dragging me down for being black
When I can't surf waves with my gun
How is this supposed to be fun?
Behind the wheel again
Strawberry daiquiri in my hand
I can't help but to refuse bucklin' up
Every day I seem to press my luck

Is everything I do just one big waste?

Cheap motels are a drag
Kicked me out for smoking a bag
'Copter rides that won't allow pets
No refunds got me all upset
This vacation is a bust
Now the web I cannot trust
And the dogs ran away with the map
How you gonna get past that?

Rocking boners on beach
My umbrella and me
Like a zombie in heat
With my penis envy
Rocking boners on beach

Is everything I do just one big waste?