This is supposed to be Eminem's publicist or the record label's, or whatever... I don't know if he's an actual person, but it's a fun skit when he's cursing Eminem for giving him a sociopathic record to sell while tha market is up for some booty-shaking rap... It's kinda of odd when you think of it, the best selling rap artists of all time is a white guy....
Steve Berman
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Mr. Berman?
What?
We have Eminem here to see you
About fuckin' time
Send him in
Steve
Good to see you, man
Um, hey, I just
Well, look who decided to show his face
I hope you've had fun in the last four years
Look man, I apologize again for
For shooting me?
Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
Again, it was a mistake, it was a terrible
Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?
And then you go and do what? Hide out?
Stay in Detroit for almost five years
While the music industry melts the fuck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs
Because of your fuckin' vacation?
Well, that's actually why I'm here
I was gonna put out some new music
And I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion
Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about, "Poor me
I'm so famous, it has ruined my rich little life
And I'm such a tortured artist, let me make music about it
And my tragic love life" Am I on to something here?
Come on, man, it's not like that
You know what? Just hand the fuckin' thing over
I'm done talkin' to you
Think you can just come and go as you please
Big selfish superstar?
Steve, I had a drug problem
"Oh, poor me, I had a drug problem"
Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town?
You know what?
Hey, hey, hey
Just lay the shit down on my desk, and get the fuck out
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, man
Alright, alright, here, fine
What's this shit? Two CDs?
That's what I've been tryin' to tell you, man, there's two albums
Just get out
Alright
Get the fuck out
Alright, man, see you later
Writer(s): Dean Geistlinger, Marshall Mathers, Paul Rosenberg
Copyright(s): Lyrics © O/B/O CAPASSO
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Steve Berman
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