GWAR - First Rule Is Lyrics

Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta

Thanks
For the cookies
Mom sent ya
First rule is

There is no first
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is

There is no first rule
No first rule
No first
They give us no reason

To fire the gun
They think we're in season
Men think it's fun
But I thought god said

Not - to kill anyone
I think you're living a lie
'Cause people die all the time
And they don't seem to mind

I think your living a lie
Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center

Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks
For the cookies
Mom sent ya

First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first

First rule is
There is no first rule
No first rule
No first