Hoodie Cat - Dollar Store Lyrics

When I'm jonzin' for junk food
And I'm tired in my head
You give me snacks
You know life is cheap
So you don't overcharge
Like the others

This need I have for a birthday card
Party supplies or a Mountain Dew
Keep me going for another day
And I owe it all to you
Dollar sunglasses too

Dollar cheeze balls BBQ chips
Finish with a box of Junior Mints
You give what you got
I get what I want need
And that works
At the dollar store
At the dollar store

Flouride rinse for my teeth
Even though it might increase my body's
Absorbsion of aluminum and one day
I might get Alzheimers from it

At least it was cheap - like american life
And american dreams and a dollar movie
Dollar paper towels
Dollar laundry detergent
Dollar socks and coffee too

Dollar cheez balls and BBQ chips
Finish with a box of junior mints
You give what you got
I get what I need
And that works
At the dollar store
At the dollar store