John T. Wurzer - Shit Happens Lyrics

Sometimes shit just happens. Other times it won't
Sometimes you need Pepto-Bismol. Other times you don't
Sometimes so much of it builds up inside that it's impossible to relax
Sometimes shit just happens. Other times you need Ex-Lax
Where do we go from here friends?
Build another wall or tear some down?
Sometimes shit just happens, and my government shuts down

Sometimes you're better off than someone else who's fighting for their life
Sometimes you're just paranoid; they'll steal your job and rape your wife
Sometimes looking out for number one seems like the only thing that you can do
Sometimes shit just happens, and you find yourself surrounded by number two
Where do we go from here friends?
Should we change the world or pretend that we can't?
Sometimes shit just happens
Sometimes we've got to be a sewage treatment plant

Sometimes shit just happens. Sometimes we vote it in
Sometimes someone breaks all the rules and they still find a way to win
Sometimes it takes a good long time to prove that the demigod is a man
Sometimes shit just happens, sometimes we got to throw it at the fan
Where do we go from here friends?
Is there anything else to say?
Sometimes shit just happens, so vote your ass off on election day