John Tabacco - Blame It on Christmas Day Lyrics

BLAME IT ON CHRISTMAS DAY

Auntie Sally, Uncle Joe,
Slippin' on the Christmas snow
Breakin' their necks and screamin' thru the night
If I told them once I told them twice,
Our driveway's full with lots of ice
Did they listen to me?
Now we're in for a legal fight
All I wanna see are Christmas cookies
All I wanna see are Christmas toys...
All I wanna see are children sneakin' look-sees
And hear them makin' too much Christmas noise

What's gonna happen next only heaven knows
Cause this is sometimes how the holiday goes
I'll just blame it all on Christmas day
Blame it all on Christmas day

If I told him once I told him twice,
Jimmy never make a ball outta ice!
Did he listen to me? No! Kringle got it in the eye
So Santa grabbed a two by four
and he chased Jimmy down to even the score
Now I gotta pick a fight with a bad ass Christmas guy
Now all I wanna do are smash the Christmas cookies
All I wanna do are break some Christmas toys
All I wanna do are give some Christmas noogies
And give the kids a reason to make some Christmas noise

What's gonna happen next only heaven knows!
Cause this is sometimes how the holiday goes!
I'll blame it all on Christmas day
Just blame it all on Christmas day
Blame it all on Christmas day

Now the fruit got rotten in the Christmas stocking
The mistle-toe keeps falling on the floor
The Christmas lights got mad and started shocking
The egg nog's bad and the cops are at the door

What's gonna happen next only heaven knows
'Cause this is sometimes how the holiday goes!
I'll blame it all on Christmas day
Blame it all on Christmas day

So, I'm gonna smash the Christmas cookies
I'm gonna break the Christmas toys
I'm gonna pound out Christmas noogies
And give a big laugh when I hear the Christmas noise

What's gonna happen next only heaven knows
Cause this is sometimes how the holiday goes
They can blame it all on Christmas day
They can blame it all on Christmas day
Marci blame it all on Christmas day
Jimmy blame it all on Christmas day
Pauly blame it all on Christmas day
Johnny blame it all on Christmas day