Laakso - Merry Christmas Lyrics

If you go back to your hometown for christmas then
You have to have an answer each and everyone
Asks you who you have become
If you tell them the truth, you've got some explaining to do
But if you make up just a slight little lie
You can relax have a good time

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas
Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas

If you go back to your hometown
You have to be where she might be around
The girl that always have
Made you feel a little, little off
I remember everything has changed
You have girlfriend and she's engaged
But still you'd like a mistress for christmas
And she would like a cavity for new year

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas
Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas

If you go back to your family for christmas
Then you have to be ready when they ask you
What they always ask me:

"What have you become? What have you done?
What have you become? What have you done?
What have you become? What have you done?
Hey son what have you become?
Have you earned any money? Have you got a honey?
Have you earned any money? Hey son have you got a honey?"

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas
Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas

Mother, I don't wanna bother
But I haven't been this poor, since 1994
yeah you know it, still you don't give a shit
You know it, still you don't give a shit
The fighting and the screaming starts when I say:
"Hey mom, I don't wanna eat no animal parts"
"But I've been standing in the kitchen all day for you
Is this your way to say thank you?"
And my mother starts screaming and I start screaming
My sister starts screamin and my father starts screaming
With everyone screaming thats when it breaks out
The traditional christmas fight!
My dad says: "That's it I know you've been unfaithful to me"
And my sister says: "I don't wanna be part of this family"
And my grandma says "Oh no what have I done? The generations here,
What have we become?"

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas
Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas