lil dimwit - kill a tree Lyrics

(Let's go)
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies
Christmas movies 
If all you've heard for nineteen days aren't 
Christmas songs then you are wrong 
Kill a tree
(Tree)
Drag it in your house
(House)
Decorate its corpse put some balls on its boughs 
(Balls)
Lie to every child and smother all their doubts 
If someone says Santa's not real 
Duck tape their mouths
(Aye)
Don't hang yourself go hang some lights 
(Aye)
Get Starbucks latte pumpkin-spiced 
It's the season everyone likes 
Real expensive airline flights 
May all your Christmases be white 
And when you say white you mean snow right
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies
Christmas movies 
Is it just me 
Or am I better at this than Michael Bublé
(It's close)
Your Family 
(Yeah)
Gathered in your house
(House)
Even your Grandma Lucy who gives kisses on your mouth 
(Gross)
Get everyone a gift so they won't feel obsolete 
They will pretend to like them but they will want the receipt 
(Aye)
Buy thirty gifts don't check the price 
(Aye)
Dress like an elf and wear some tights
Santa's list has been checked twice
What about yours check it thrice 
Party city get supplies
Don't forget about Jesus Christ
It's your birthday it's your birthday 
We gonna party like it's your birthday 
We bout to get lit on frankincense 
And better not forget that myrrh sir
Back it up Back it up Back it up Back it up 
Back it up Baby Jesus 
Back it up Back it up Back it up
Who's the reason for the season 
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies
I've watched 
Home Alone home alone 
Twenty times by now 
(So good)
It's freaking Christmas time 
The best time of the year 
(Of the year)
At least that's what they say 
(That's what they say)
In every song you hear
(Yeah)
So screw it, just do it, freaking lose yourself into it 
Not to's treason to the season please you shouldn't need a reason
To ignore all your problems and buy a bunch of stuff 
Even though there's people starving I don't seem to have enough 
(Nope)
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies 
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

(Let's go)
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies
Christmas movies 
If all you've heard for nineteen days aren't 
Christmas songs then you are wrong 
Kill a tree
(Tree)
Drag it in your house
(House)
Decorate its corpse put some balls on its boughs 
(Balls)
Lie to every child and smother all their doubts 
If someone says Santa's not real 
Duck tape their mouths
(Aye)
Don't hang yourself go hang some lights 
(Aye)
Get Starbucks latte pumpkin-spiced 
It's the season everyone likes 
Real expensive airline flights 
May all your Christmases be white 
And when you say white you mean snow right
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies
Christmas movies 
Is it just me 
Or am I better at this than Michael Bublé
(It's close)
Your Family 
(Yeah)
Gathered in your house
(House)
Even your Grandma Lucy who gives kisses on your mouth 
(Gross)
Get everyone a gift so they won't feel obsolete 
They will pretend to like them but they will want the receipt 
(Aye)
Buy thirty gifts don't check the price 
(Aye)
Dress like an elf and wear some tights
Santa's list has been checked twice
What about yours check it thrice 
Party city get supplies
Don't forget about Jesus Christ
It's your birthday it's your birthday 
We gonna party like it's your birthday 
We bout to get lit on frankincense 
And better not forget that myrrh sir
Back it up Back it up Back it up Back it up 
Back it up Baby Jesus 
Back it up Back it up Back it up
Who's the reason for the season 
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies
I've watched 
Home Alone home alone 
Twenty times by now 
(So good)
It's freaking Christmas time 
The best time of the year 
(Of the year)
At least that's what they say 
(That's what they say)
In every song you hear
(Yeah)
So screw it, just do it, freaking lose yourself into it 
Not to's treason to the season please you shouldn't need a reason
To ignore all your problems and buy a bunch of stuff 
Even though there's people starving I don't seem to have enough 
(Nope)
All I've eaten in the last five days are 
Christmas cookies 
All I've drunk in the last nine days is 
Egg nog 
Egg nog 
All I've watched in the last twelve days are 
Christmas movies 
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals