lil dimwit - Minimalist Lyrics

In this materialistic world
We've been programmed to always want more 
Well you know what I say 
Not anymore 
I may be only one man 
But I'm a man with a plan 
I'm gonna go and live in my van 
Get rid of everything I can and live with just 
One spoon, two shoes, some old screws 
My collector's edition of Blues Clues  
My iPhone, headphones, some old bones 
Bread loaves, both my parent's headstones
Mini fridge, the board game Bridge 
My Nintendo switch, A DVD of Hitch
And I gotta bring my wallet, don't forget the kitchen faucet 
Sneak some chocolate in my pocket and my hat like Davey Crocket 
A Halloween photo when I dressed up as a witch 
Gotta bring my Lego model of the Golden Gate Bridge 
My Harry Potter snitch, my Harry Potter wand 
Seven frogs I found in a nearby pond 
Socks, some slacks, my antique toy train tracks 
Some rocks, an ax, all books on income tax 
I'm gonna sacrifice for this van life 
Gotta pay the price to see paradise 
No, I will not cry when I say goodbye to all of my stuff 
I'll find what the minimal is
Cause I am a minimalist 
Living only with
My bassoon, thirteen balloons, hand-drawn cartoons a family of raccoons 
My poster of Pacino, numbered balls for bingo, inflatable flamingo, driver named Francisco
Without a doubt, I'll bring my WiFi router, pot full of chowder, hot sauce chili powder, my pet fish Flounder 
Creepy clown who frowns, dirt from the ground in mounds, ultrasound, hunting hounds, sixty pounds of grass I found  
All of the mice from here to Quebec, a full body pillow in the shape of Shrek
High tech specs for science projects, a tied-up angry racist redneck
Three restored ancient Indian canoes, a soft fuzzy blanket that's chartreuse 
A full-size grill for barbecues, a cardboard cutout of Tom Cruise
Wood to burn, a full time paid intern
Some yarn, a fern, my wife's ashes in an urn 
I'm gonna sacrifice for this van life 
Gotta pay the price to see paradise 
Lighters in the sky for a guy who gets by with just enough 
I'll find what the minimal is
Cause I am a minimalist 
I'm only keeping the essentials that I can't leave behind 
I bought a trailer for my trailer and I'll pull it all behind 
Because I want it all, I need it all, pack it wall to wall for the long hall 
I've got tons of stuff but it's not enough but like Shia LaBeouf
(Nothing is impossible, what are you waiting for, do it)
Gotta sacrifice for this van life 
Gotta pay the price to see paradise 
My stuff I deny 'Cept like everything cause that would be tough
I'll find what the minimal is
Cause I am a
And the van tires popped from all the weight…
Yep saw that coming 
All right folks show's over 
Let's move it all back inside, please
Chop chop get moving Francisco 
Intern, I'm not paying you full time for nothing
Help me grab this tied up angry racist red neck
Grab his legs 
Right there
Yep all right up the stairs
Come on
Keep that truck coming, Francisco 
All right drop it right here 
Good thing I didn't get rid of anything

In this materialistic world
We've been programmed to always want more 
Well you know what I say 
Not anymore 
I may be only one man 
But I'm a man with a plan 
I'm gonna go and live in my van 
Get rid of everything I can and live with just 
One spoon, two shoes, some old screws 
My collector's edition of Blues Clues  
My iPhone, headphones, some old bones 
Bread loaves, both my parent's headstones
Mini fridge, the board game Bridge 
My Nintendo switch, A DVD of Hitch
And I gotta bring my wallet, don't forget the kitchen faucet 
Sneak some chocolate in my pocket and my hat like Davey Crocket 
A Halloween photo when I dressed up as a witch 
Gotta bring my Lego model of the Golden Gate Bridge 
My Harry Potter snitch, my Harry Potter wand 
Seven frogs I found in a nearby pond 
Socks, some slacks, my antique toy train tracks 
Some rocks, an ax, all books on income tax 
I'm gonna sacrifice for this van life 
Gotta pay the price to see paradise 
No, I will not cry when I say goodbye to all of my stuff 
I'll find what the minimal is
Cause I am a minimalist 
Living only with
My bassoon, thirteen balloons, hand-drawn cartoons a family of raccoons 
My poster of Pacino, numbered balls for bingo, inflatable flamingo, driver named Francisco
Without a doubt, I'll bring my WiFi router, pot full of chowder, hot sauce chili powder, my pet fish Flounder 
Creepy clown who frowns, dirt from the ground in mounds, ultrasound, hunting hounds, sixty pounds of grass I found  
All of the mice from here to Quebec, a full body pillow in the shape of Shrek
High tech specs for science projects, a tied-up angry racist redneck
Three restored ancient Indian canoes, a soft fuzzy blanket that's chartreuse 
A full-size grill for barbecues, a cardboard cutout of Tom Cruise
Wood to burn, a full time paid intern
Some yarn, a fern, my wife's ashes in an urn 
I'm gonna sacrifice for this van life 
Gotta pay the price to see paradise 
Lighters in the sky for a guy who gets by with just enough 
I'll find what the minimal is
Cause I am a minimalist 
I'm only keeping the essentials that I can't leave behind 
I bought a trailer for my trailer and I'll pull it all behind 
Because I want it all, I need it all, pack it wall to wall for the long hall 
I've got tons of stuff but it's not enough but like Shia LaBeouf
(Nothing is impossible, what are you waiting for, do it)
Gotta sacrifice for this van life 
Gotta pay the price to see paradise 
My stuff I deny 'Cept like everything cause that would be tough
I'll find what the minimal is
Cause I am a
And the van tires popped from all the weight…
Yep saw that coming 
All right folks show's over 
Let's move it all back inside, please
Chop chop get moving Francisco 
Intern, I'm not paying you full time for nothing
Help me grab this tied up angry racist red neck
Grab his legs 
Right there
Yep all right up the stairs
Come on
Keep that truck coming, Francisco 
All right drop it right here 
Good thing I didn't get rid of anything