Martin Weller - Pop Song Lyrics

What do you think of a man whose first encounter
With the female of the species, indulged in licking her armpits

Got stood up by a possible transvestite apparently not into weirdos

Some jesus freak walks up beside me
Starts raving on and on about saving my soul

I don't want to be rude - I'm not really in the mood
That means piss off mate very politely

The kids hang out and smoke trying to look hard
Outside the Christian centre near Gay Street

He swaggers about like a man with a purpose
'Is this all I've got to do all day' - bloody brilliant

The Marlboro man says 'I miss my lung Bob'
But he don't complain, well hardly ever

Some gormless freak walks up beside me
Starts raving on and on about saving my soul

I don't want to be rude - I'm not really in the mood
That means piss off mate very politely

The kids hang out and smoke trying to look hard
Outside the Christian centre near Gay Street