NOFX - Everything in Moderation (Especially Moderation) Lyrics

Thirty nine, my hair should be parted not spiked and green
My nights should end at ten and not six AM
But it is and they don't
I still get excited when the Adolescents play
Wake up not knowing what I did last night
Finding out and thinking that was cool, not sad

I might be an adult but I'm still a minor at heart
Okay, my liver is my senior part
But that's a part you can trade in
When your band has been a band longer than the Ramones
And critics coin you "the punk Rolling Stones"
That's when you know this is for life