NOFX - Thank God It's Monday Lyrics

I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday
Cause they fell like Saturdays
When you don't have to go to work, every day is a holiday
I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do
Can't wait for Tuesday
I really don't like Fridays I can't do what I wanna do
Sold out at the movies, can't eat at the restaurant
Everybody wants to party, but the bars full of cigarette smoke
I think Ill stay home, I think Ill wait for Monday

I live a five day weekend, I gotta year long holiday
Thanks god its Monday
The only place I gotta be is the show or on the first tee
Thank god its Monday
Never mind aggravation, just give me modulation gimmie another key

Ill tell you why I like Tuesdays, cause they're kinda like Christmas
Come to think about Wednesdays, are a little like Hanakah
Thursdays thanksgiving, I'm talking about good living
I think Ill give thanx
Thank god its Monday