OneNamedPeter - Christmas Is Cancelled Lyrics

I just left another Christmas party
And I'm fighting my way though the crush
The snow on the pavement is turning into slush
It's dark at three-thirty, and my train is moving so slow
By the time I get home all my Amazon parcels
Have been sent back to the depot
Ho ho ho

Christmas is cancelled
Let's skip this year
Christmas is cancelled
There's no goodwill round here
No fear

The shopping centre's stuffed with tat
And the grotto is grotty
No child in their rightful mind
Would want to sit on Santa's knee
All the Christmas lights are blown
And the tinsel looks forlorn
My wallet is empty and my bank account
Is fatally overdrawn

Christmas is cancelled
No festive cheer
Christmas is cancelled
But maybe not this year
No fear

Its the twenty-fifth of December
Now take a look at me
I've got holly and ivy
Growing where my brain should be
There's a ten-ton turkey turning golden brown
Its enough to feed thirty-three
But first we gotta watch Her Majesty...

Christmas is happening
It's finally here
Christmas is happening
Let's celebrate this year
This year