Pageant Coterie - Johnny Applebee's Lyrics

The two juxtaposed so true and devoted
You thought they'd elope
Bouquets of marigolds
So madly engrossed
And brighter she glows
And now your minds roams
Stay quiet, unopposed
Just haply approach
Keep it cool, tell a joke
Come now, propose a toast
More beautiful than most
What a sight to behold
Surprised your father bestowed
The drunk you "hated the most"
Better the devil you know

Who promised I was welcome anytime 'cause I'm a stand-up guy
But this honest, new and improved valentine holds mine

Yeah she's got eyes I swear stop time
The prize divine, a sweetness amplified of grand design
Why I am not surprised she's no longer mine to tantalize?

Quote "I love you" unquote
Was just a two weeks ago
We were practiced it showed
Her favorite episode
But she was cold and alone
Upset, sad and scolded
My voicemail overflowed with loathsome audio
Dark stories unfolded
Drunk lies were told
Secret unknowns no longer undisclosed
I agreed revolt
I'm here to console
Drink, listen and hold
Imagine superimposed

You promised "It's the last time tonight"
Said the wine
Honest, I hate myself sometimes
Why lie?

Yeah she's got eyes I swear stop time
The prize divine, a sweetness amplified of grand design
Why I am not surprised she's no longer mine to tantalize?