Paul Maged - PC Police Lyrics

Re-programming brain waves with PC propaganda
I am not fat I'm horizontally challenged
You may join our temple of the tolerant
We ask you donate to the lynching of free thought

Don't wanna seem like I am looking to offend
Who knew opinion would be something to condemn

The PC police are coming after me
Coming after me, coming after me
The PC police are coming after me
We need a cause, well just because
It's idiotology
The PC police, the PC police
The PC police are chasing after me

Let's coddle the kids from micro aggressions
We must protect them from original views
I can't say "Merry Xmas", I may offend your Festivus
And end up outed on the evening news

Are you proud that u control newspeak?
You didn't know to turn the other cheek, whoa

The PC police are coming after me
Coming after me, coming after me
The PC police are coming after me
We need a cause, well just because
It's idiotology
The PC police, the PC police
The PC police are chasing after me

May I think I don't like you?
Or is that a thought crime?
Are you the worlds conscience?
Censorship is intolerance
Look out!

I Can't spread my legs on the E train anymore
I am not ugly I'm cosmetically impaired
But you can eat your kale salad on the subway floor
As long as u can benefit then u don't really care

Sanctimonious hypocrisy
Isn't it still okay to disagree?

The PC police are coming after me
Coming after me, coming after me
The PC police are coming after me
We need a cause, well just because
It's idiotology

The PC police are coming after me
Coming after me, coming after me
The PC police are coming after me
We need a cause, well just because
It's idiotology
The PC police, the PC police
The PC police are chasing after me