Quadro the Magnificent - Glarm Up On You Lyrics

When I first saw you, I was like
"Ooh... that's gonna be one mighty fine pile of goop when I'm through"
No need to even try to be smooth when I move
Every part of me just flobbity-floops when I do
You
And I can feel what you're feeling, too
Got my spirit humming like a kazoo
And I'm running out of words that end in "ooh" that I can use
But it's like mmm, mmm, mmm, the way you do that
How you rest your thingmabobs upon my doodad
You just shlermfed that thing right off, and then it grew back
I try not to do things too fast
Just imagine, what if you came into view, and I just blew past?
Screw that, nah
Let us engage in some romantic undulations
I'mma strike like I was lightning, while I keep the thunder waiting
I'mma keep the glumphing going 'til we both escape from language
And our brains are left with nothing but that "oy doyven glayven"
Boy oh boy, the point I'm making is, enjoyment's taking over
As our coitus-cadence flows like Coltrane on bossa nova
And we glossolaliaonomatopeorize our quorbadoffers, florfully
Then am traggada dorn, just like I told ya

If you call me I'll be on my way
There's not a thing that can stop me
I'll be up on you all the goddamn day
I'm a one-man glarming army
I'm just tryna push and mush and mash my body up on your body
I'mma flop down on you
Flip you over
Floop you so flobbodinously
Honestly, if god could see us, she'd be awfully pleased
You see, what starts as a bodily odyssey leads to crossing a cognitive sea
Frolicking 'tween these beads
Hearts beating deep beneath these trees
Gee golly gosh, you're awfully foxy
All of you is all I need
Why don't you come and get a dose of this Marshmallow Savage
As the sun curls its toes in the most fractal fashion
Juxtaposing laughter and passion
Clothing scattered haphazardly
Approaching absolute maximum attraction, asymptotically
And yeah, I got some honeysuckle kisses dripping sloppily
My jabberwock erotica has got you plermed up properly
And once we're glarmed together, there's no way to get you off of me
So obviously, forever's what I'm offering

Now won't you glarm with me?