Red Right - Power Tool Lyrics

Look at me on my new John Deere
Can you tell I'm a man by its smell
Gonna get 5 cans of Ortho napalm
And ride this beast until my ass swells

Look at me on my new fixed gear
Can you tell I'm a man who likes gel
Gonna go vegan so I don't put weight on
And drink kombucha like a rebel

Can you hear my chain saw and leaf blower
You should really see my metal shop
Got my Model 29 over there
Right next to my favorite Harley chop

Can you hear my ironic folk rock posers
You should really see where I shop
Got my Adderal 30s over there
Right next to my Purple Kush crop

I am a power tool
So many power tools
I am a power tool
Fashionable power tools
I am a power tool
Conspicuous power tools

Got to finish off this fifth Keystone can
And open a new box of Camel Wides
Before I jump in my jacked 4x4
And pass cars until I reach the tides

Got to check Snapchat and Instagram
And fill my vape with polyamides
Before I jump in bed with my amour
And pass gas when she straps on and rides

Don't be jealous of a player's game
Because I know how to treat a lady
I always buy the girl her first drink
Gotta make sure she knows she owes me

Don't be jealous of my iPhone 8
Because I don't write JavaScript for free
Everyone needs feminism I think
Gotta make sure she knows she owes me

I am a power tool
So many power tools
I am a power tool
Fashionable power tools
I am a power tool
Conspicuous power tools