Regdar and the Fighters, Mark Blalock - Team Science! Lyrics

Team science
We built a time machine for philosophy experiments
Team science
Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too
Team science
It's not unethical if we make it never happened
Team science
We do, undo, redo then undo, redo, do

The first thing we disproved was determinism
The second thing we disproved was free will
The jury is still out on multiverse theory
But that's the one that'll probably get us killed

Team science
We built a time machine for philosophy experiments
Team science
Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too
Team science
It's not as bad as you'd think being your own grandparents
Team science
We redo, undo, do then do, redo, undo

We kidnapped some kids, and we Battle Royaled them
Then sent them safely back home
We might need them back for these spaceborne diseases
Or this weekend's thunderdome

Team science
We built a time machine for philosophy experiments
Team science
Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too
Team science
We pay our interns in imaginary experience
Team science
We undo do redo then redo do undo

When we blew up earth, it was too much paperwork
We try to do that less often
Besides we found out we can get the same result
If we instead blow up Heaven

Team science
We built a time machine for philosophy experiments
Team science
Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too
Team science
We pay our interns in imaginary experience
Team science
We undo do redo then redo do undo

As years turn to days, like rats in a maze
We realized we were the subject
Our souls tainted black each time we turned
Making life a little more perfect

Team science
We'll confiscate our time machine
Team science
And give us copious notes
Team science
Destroy this cursed object with ourselves
Team science
We've proved that's how it goes

This was a terrible mistake on the part of humanity