Sethifus - Corn Palace Lyrics

Under the watchful eye
Of the statue of Cornelius
The Palace stands eternal
Above each wave of tourists
Inside and amalgam
Of museum, gym, and theatre
Outside a gallery
And the world's largest bird feeder

The mighty palace of corn
Not constructed of it but adorned
So raise your chalice
Let's have three ears for the Palace
Ear ear ear

It's not a tourist trap
But a towering shining beacon
A testament to harvest success
Erected each tourist season
A wonder of the midwest
Not found in Minnesota
With domes straight out of the
Taj Mahal in Mitchell South Dakota

The mighty Palace of corn
Not constructed of it but adorned
So raise your chalice
Let's have three ears for the Palace
Ear ear ear

It may seem cobbled together
But that's just corn-jecture
Attend this Kernel of knowledge
it's a marvel of ear-chitecture

The mighty palace of corn
Not constructed of it but adorned
So raise your chalice
Let's have three ears for the Palace

The mighty palace of corn
Not constructed of it but adorned
So raise your chalice
Let's have three ears for the Palace
Ear ear ear