Stick Martin - Paint the TV Black Lyrics

Not weepin' when I'm sweeping' like the weeping willow tree
Cause a sweep is as lucky as lucky can be
Granola, Coca-cola, it's the caffeine scene
Paradise City when my grass is green
I'm talkin' pick up lines, zodiac signs
Payin' my dues like library fines
Read between the lines and hear the words I'm saying'
Kick phat rhymes over guitar that's playin'
Sending thanks to my girlfriends present and past
You gotta admit, it was fun while it lasted
Like elastic stretching' out when I roam
Never went to high school, you I went to school stoned

Yeah Yeah
2000's looking more and more like 1984
Paint the T.V. black, sneak out the back door

Question so called fact, keep your mind intact
Paint the T.V. black, Paint the T.V. black
Paint the T.V. black, Paint the T.V. black

The exit bone's connected to the interstate bone
Gonna flow at the show then I'm going back home
Throwin' microphone sounds since the dawn of time
Set you back an hour with my day light savings rhyme
The boyz in the woods like a river I flow there
Feel a little off center in the middle of nowhere
Get high, ask "why don't we do it in the road?"
Stickman is getting' down like downloads
Hadley's in the forest livin' life like Daniel Boone
Scrapin' Grape Nuts with the grub room spoon
Your mind will improve when your body starts to move
No hesitation, meditation through groove

Subtle laced lie, middle of insomnia
Subtle laced like, Wake up it's November twenty second

Everybody talkin', people walking' right by
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly
It's like Lancelot Link the Secret Chimp
Stickman keeps it funky like a 70's pimp
I was hitchhikin' takin' vicodin
Rollin' like thunder in a flash like lightning'
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
Directly from my brain out of my mouth just as I make them up
Stickman can't be stopped or popped, don't wanna be a gnats
Caffeine in my coffee so I won't be drinkin' Sanka
Keep an eye on Jay, because that nigger's kind of slick man
Lennon was the Walrus, I'm the mother fuckin' Stickman

Paint the T.V. black, Paint the T.V. black