The Metal Alliance - Hangovers Are for Amateurs Lyrics

Felt like a knight in shining armour, bar-mode was engaged
Liquors of mass consumption, passed through your face
Felt on top of the world, kept drinking like it was a race
Paying the price today, it's the porcelain god you embrace

Recalling what you've drank, on most of it you're drawing a blank
Some lethal cocktails of booze, on the floor you're finding clues
Whatever happened last night, your stomach start to ignite
It's another army of nuts, again you have to greet your guts

Can't remember what you've done
Couldn't remember where you're from
Can't remember how you got home
Can't remember what you've been shown
Flashes from last night return
Another load starts to burn
Thrown out of the bar
And you were told hangovers are

For amateurs

Your head is pounding but the visions start to clear
Bragged you could out drink anyone who found himself near
Like the red sea the room opened and all of us appeared
Everyone present knew who to revere

With your utter defiance you got trashed
Completely out of control bottles you smashed
Thrown out on the street and wandering around
Another beverage could not be found

Can't remember what you've done
Couldn't remember where you're from
Can't remember how you got home
Can't remember what you've been shown
Flashes from last night return
Another load starts to burn
Thrown out of the bar
And you were told hangovers are

For amateurs, For amateurs, For amateurs, For amateurs

On the quest for a freshly drawn beer
Out of nowhere the police appear
Stop to question where you are going
An answer they must be knowing

The cuffs appear to start an arrest
You resist and it puts your gut to the test
They grab on, try to punch you in the chest
Before they know it's a projectile vomiting fest

Can't remember what you've done
Couldn't remember where you're from
Can't remember how you got home
Can't remember what you've been shown
Flashes from last night return
Another load starts to burn
Thrown out of the bar
And you were told hangovers are

For amateurs, For amateurs, For amateurs, For amateurs