The Ultimate United Giver of Themes - Bull Durham Lyrics

You're a baseball player
You gotta teach the younger pitcher
Oh, you are reluctant
For he could be a belly itcher
And you sure don't want that
No, you want a pitcher
And not a belly itcher
Oh no
You know stuff about baseball
A lot of stuff about baseball, poems, and sex
But the lady prefers
To do the young guy for now
I love the power of Sarandon
She's such a powerful woman
And the character she plays here
Well she's pretty much perfect
And we should all strive to be
Just like her
She knows stuff about baseball
A lot of stuff about baseball, poems, and sex
Maybe she'll change her mind
And do the old guy

You're a baseball player
You gotta teach the younger pitcher
Oh, you are reluctant
For he could be a belly itcher
And you sure don't want that
No, you want a pitcher
And not a belly itcher
Oh no
You know stuff about baseball
A lot of stuff about baseball, poems, and sex
But the lady prefers
To do the young guy for now
I love the power of Sarandon
She's such a powerful woman
And the character she plays here
Well she's pretty much perfect
And we should all strive to be
Just like her
She knows stuff about baseball
A lot of stuff about baseball, poems, and sex
Maybe she'll change her mind
And do the old guy