The Ultimate United Giver of Themes - Die Hard Lyrics

I've been estranged from my wife
Wouldn't it be nice?
To spend X-Mass night
With my estranged wife
I'm going to her office party
I don't like office parties
I am a really bad husband
I don't do things that I don't wanna do
Luckily some mostly white terrorists came in
So then I didn't have to go to the party
But then they started major killin'
So then I decided that I should just kill them?
They may try hard
But I die hard
I'm not a good husband or even an acceptable role model
X-Mass Murderin'
Doin' X-Mass Murderin'
X-Mass Murderin'
Doin' X-Mass Murderin'
X-Mass violence
X-Mass Explosions
X-Mass Overfunded police
X-Mass Hate
X-Mass Drugs
X-Mass Broken Glass And Bleedy Feet
But the movie's not nearly as violent as Christianity
Or what you people have done in the name of Jesus if he were alive today
(Or even real)
He would never stop throwing up at what you people have done in his name

I've been estranged from my wife
Wouldn't it be nice?
To spend X-Mass night
With my estranged wife
I'm going to her office party
I don't like office parties
I am a really bad husband
I don't do things that I don't wanna do
Luckily some mostly white terrorists came in
So then I didn't have to go to the party
But then they started major killin'
So then I decided that I should just kill them?
They may try hard
But I die hard
I'm not a good husband or even an acceptable role model
X-Mass Murderin'
Doin' X-Mass Murderin'
X-Mass Murderin'
Doin' X-Mass Murderin'
X-Mass violence
X-Mass Explosions
X-Mass Overfunded police
X-Mass Hate
X-Mass Drugs
X-Mass Broken Glass And Bleedy Feet
But the movie's not nearly as violent as Christianity
Or what you people have done in the name of Jesus if he were alive today
(Or even real)
He would never stop throwing up at what you people have done in his name