The Ultimate United Giver of Themes - The Last Waltz? Lyrics

Well, it's about time
That we thought about callin' it quits, yo
You know
But let's do one show for the road
And after that one show, it's fucking it
I fucking quit
So let's call up a bunch of our coked-out friends
Like Neil Young, Neil Diamond, and Bob Dylan
And rock out like we were coked-up maniacs
Who still think it's the Civil War
As far as clothing goes
Is this the first time we've waltzed
Hell no, we've done it lots of fucking times
In fact, I'd say we're total waltz pros
Is this the first time we've waltzed
Hell no, we've done it lots of fucking times
Up first, we gotta bust out Cripple Creek, yo
You know
And you also know we got a bunch of sweet tunes
To go for Rick Danko
Cause he's got that dank throat
Robbie dipped his guitar in gold
And Muddy Water's looking old
But did you see that chunk of coke
Embedded in Neil Young's nose
This is the last time
We will waltz
It's the last time
We will waltz
It's the last time
We will
Waltz
Is this the first time we've waltzed
Hell no, we've done it lots of fucking times
In fact, I'd say we're total waltz pros
This is gonna be the last time
We fucking Waltz
It's the Last Waltz
It's not our fault
We just want out
And we don't wanna
Do the Waltz no more
It's the Last Waltz
It's not our fault
We just want out
And we don't wanna
Do the Waltz no more
It's the Last Waltz
It's not our fault
We just want out
And we don't wanna
Fuckin Waltz no more

Well, it's about time
That we thought about callin' it quits, yo
You know
But let's do one show for the road
And after that one show, it's fucking it
I fucking quit
So let's call up a bunch of our coked-out friends
Like Neil Young, Neil Diamond, and Bob Dylan
And rock out like we were coked-up maniacs
Who still think it's the Civil War
As far as clothing goes
Is this the first time we've waltzed
Hell no, we've done it lots of fucking times
In fact, I'd say we're total waltz pros
Is this the first time we've waltzed
Hell no, we've done it lots of fucking times
Up first, we gotta bust out Cripple Creek, yo
You know
And you also know we got a bunch of sweet tunes
To go for Rick Danko
Cause he's got that dank throat
Robbie dipped his guitar in gold
And Muddy Water's looking old
But did you see that chunk of coke
Embedded in Neil Young's nose
This is the last time
We will waltz
It's the last time
We will waltz
It's the last time
We will
Waltz
Is this the first time we've waltzed
Hell no, we've done it lots of fucking times
In fact, I'd say we're total waltz pros
This is gonna be the last time
We fucking Waltz
It's the Last Waltz
It's not our fault
We just want out
And we don't wanna
Do the Waltz no more
It's the Last Waltz
It's not our fault
We just want out
And we don't wanna
Do the Waltz no more
It's the Last Waltz
It's not our fault
We just want out
And we don't wanna
Fuckin Waltz no more