“Weird Al” Yankovic - Pancreas Lyrics

Ooh ooh ooh ee-ooh ooh ooh
Ah ah ah ah ah ah-ooh ooh
Ooh

I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas

My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without
My pancreas

My pancreas is always
There for me
Ah-ooh

Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates
Just for me

Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas

Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ooh

My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them

Woo woo woo woo

Don'tcha you know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the duodenum

Won'tcha
Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the duodenum

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and trip sin
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow, flow flow, pancreatic juice)
They gonna help with our digestion
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenium)

Lipase, amylase, and trip sin
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
They gonna help with our digestion
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Lipase, amylase, and tripsin)
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(They gonna help with our digestion)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Lipase, amylase, and tripsin)
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(They gonna help with our digestion)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Lipase, amylase, and tripsin)
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(They gonna help with our digestion)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas