Wilko Wilkes - Cluedo Lyrics

Welcome to the game
Welcome to the game
Was it Professor Plum with the candlestick in the billiard room
Hahahahaha
Was it George Galloway with a bowl of milk in the Big Brother house
Was it Neil Buchanan with a spray can in the Daily Mail
Well go on then
Was it Mrs Peacock with the cellulite in St Tropez
Was it Craig Charles with Nemesis in the back of a taxi
Was it Kerry Katona with the lead piping on GB News
Well go on then
Well go on then
Open the envelope
Open the envelope