Yetiface, Teddy Ulcer - In Love With A Retard Lyrics

I think I'm in love with a retard
I think I'm in love with a retard
Is he bigger than me?
Awoo
Hmmm
Pinch my rolls and call me fat
I've been bad my ass needs slapped
Take a look at my gaping ass crack
Take a look at my gaping ass crack
I think I'm in love with a retard
I think I'm in love with a retard
Awoo
Hmmm
Let me lick your mouldy feet
Help me across the street
Help me across the street
Help me across the street
Help me across the street
Across the street
Let me eat your bum bread
Will you let me eat my puke?
In your face and in your shoes?
I need more friends like you
Drink my pee and eat my poo
Drink my pee and eat my poo
Drink my pee and eat my poo
Drink my pee and eat my poo

I think I'm in love with a retard
I think I'm in love with a retard
Is he bigger than me?
Awoo
Hmmm
Pinch my rolls and call me fat
I've been bad my ass needs slapped
Take a look at my gaping ass crack
Take a look at my gaping ass crack
I think I'm in love with a retard
I think I'm in love with a retard
Awoo
Hmmm
Let me lick your mouldy feet
Help me across the street
Help me across the street
Help me across the street
Help me across the street
Across the street
Let me eat your bum bread
Will you let me eat my puke?
In your face and in your shoes?
I need more friends like you
Drink my pee and eat my poo
Drink my pee and eat my poo
Drink my pee and eat my poo
Drink my pee and eat my poo