YNWFNBRFEDS, lil doorknob - LIL DOORKNOBS INTRO Lyrics

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Yuh

I was just walking, then all of a sudden I saw it
This tall, brown figure
And I'm not tryna be racist but
I just didn't know what it was
It had like these ears protruding out it's head
It was wearing a top hat
It was like maybe like 6 foot tall
Maybe taller I don't know
It was just, it was humungous
And as I walked closer to it I could
The streetlights like finally like started beaming on it's face
And I could, I could make out what it was
It was this, tall animitronic bear
And it was holding a hand out to me
And it, And it opened its mouth and it said
Hello, I'm Freddy Fazbear
I just, I didn't know what to do I froze in the situation
I was so confused on what was going on
And then um
All of a sudden this eh guy called Jonesy
Came out of nowhere with a- holding a scar
And he said hey don't go near Freddy Fazbear
Me and my homie MasterChef
Eh will attack Freddy Fazbear and uh
Spiderman, and I was like where's Spiderman then
And I looked up
And Spiderman was actually hanging off of the streetlight
I was like oh my god what is happening
And then all of a sudden i heard from the left
It was like
Hold on let me have a drink
I heard from my left it was someone speaking i was like
What the wha what the what's going on now
It was Jesse from breaking bad
And he went
Ah fuck I can't remember what he said
Something about cooking Freddy Fazbears bum like its meth
I don't even know it was just
It was the most weird experience ever