Bleach Boyz, Donte Paris - Kermit's Weight Lyrics

Hey Kermit man
You got a minute
Uh yeah sure uh come on in
Man we gotta have a talk
Okay yeah what's up
Well uh
You know we noticed you were eating a lot of uh Cheetos lately
TV and all uh
My Cheetos
His Cheetos
My TV
I mean look
What we mean is uh
We noticed you put on a couple of pounds
In the quarantine and all
Uh huh yeah
We're kinda concerned about your health yah know
So you think I'm fat
No fat
I didn't say you were fat
Did you say he was fat
No no I didn't
But you are getting a little bigger
Yeah bulking
Bulking maybe yah know
Alright so uh lemme get this straight
You two came in here to tell me I'm eating all the Cheetos and getting fat
Yes that's exactly what we did
I mean look uh
Maybe this whole uh serious talk thing isn't the way to do it
You know I-I think I know a better way to tell you
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Only thing you eating is some chips yuh
You're not even messing the dip yuh
You sick fucking fuck do a sprint yuh
You're so fucking fat my room tilt yeah
I can't even put you in my booth
I might need to make one for two
You're so fucking fat I can't see yah
You looking like Shrek no green yeah
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose ​the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away yeah
You can't fit inside my Lambo
Looking like a Cheeto
Looking like a hippo
Bitch you better lose some weight
Before you get in my space
No I'm not gonna wait
Better get out my way
Aye keep some ice on my fist
While you put donuts on your wrist
When you get up its a miss
In the kitchen its a dish
How about you get some exercise instead of eating pumpkin pies
Oh oh oh
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose ​the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away yeah
You know
You guys really inspired me to start losing some weight
Where do I start
You know what just get the fuck out of my house
Yeah just get the fuck out

Hey Kermit man
You got a minute
Uh yeah sure uh come on in
Man we gotta have a talk
Okay yeah what's up
Well uh
You know we noticed you were eating a lot of uh Cheetos lately
TV and all uh
My Cheetos
His Cheetos
My TV
I mean look
What we mean is uh
We noticed you put on a couple of pounds
In the quarantine and all
Uh huh yeah
We're kinda concerned about your health yah know
So you think I'm fat
No fat
I didn't say you were fat
Did you say he was fat
No no I didn't
But you are getting a little bigger
Yeah bulking
Bulking maybe yah know
Alright so uh lemme get this straight
You two came in here to tell me I'm eating all the Cheetos and getting fat
Yes that's exactly what we did
I mean look uh
Maybe this whole uh serious talk thing isn't the way to do it
You know I-I think I know a better way to tell you
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Only thing you eating is some chips yuh
You're not even messing the dip yuh
You sick fucking fuck do a sprint yuh
You're so fucking fat my room tilt yeah
I can't even put you in my booth
I might need to make one for two
You're so fucking fat I can't see yah
You looking like Shrek no green yeah
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose ​the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away yeah
You can't fit inside my Lambo
Looking like a Cheeto
Looking like a hippo
Bitch you better lose some weight
Before you get in my space
No I'm not gonna wait
Better get out my way
Aye keep some ice on my fist
While you put donuts on your wrist
When you get up its a miss
In the kitchen its a dish
How about you get some exercise instead of eating pumpkin pies
Oh oh oh
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose the weight
Lose ​the weight
Oh lose the weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away
Lose some weight
Lose some weight
Lose some weight before you die today
You fat fucking fuck
Just lose some weight
Lose some weight before you go away yeah
You know
You guys really inspired me to start losing some weight
Where do I start
You know what just get the fuck out of my house
Yeah just get the fuck out