Craig Payne - Fun Police Lyrics

Uncle Morty's joined the fun police
'Cos independent thinking's on the increase
Politically correct
Our freedoms getting wrecked
Be careful what you say
To the fun police
Everybody's walking round on egg shells
Too many people under their spell
Opinions for effect
They haven't got me yet
It's just another day
For the fun police
A Scotsman and an Irishman
Drifting in a boat
No one got offended
It was what we called a joke
Some self entitled people
Are getting in the way
They tell us what to think
And they tell us what to say
A Scotsman and an Irishman
Drifting in a boat
No one got offended
It was what we called a joke
Some self entitled people
Are getting in the way
They tell us what to think
And they tell us what to say
Uncle Morty's joined the fun police
'Cos independent thinking's on the increase
Politically correct
Our freedoms getting wrecked
Be careful what you say
To the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police

Uncle Morty's joined the fun police
'Cos independent thinking's on the increase
Politically correct
Our freedoms getting wrecked
Be careful what you say
To the fun police
Everybody's walking round on egg shells
Too many people under their spell
Opinions for effect
They haven't got me yet
It's just another day
For the fun police
A Scotsman and an Irishman
Drifting in a boat
No one got offended
It was what we called a joke
Some self entitled people
Are getting in the way
They tell us what to think
And they tell us what to say
A Scotsman and an Irishman
Drifting in a boat
No one got offended
It was what we called a joke
Some self entitled people
Are getting in the way
They tell us what to think
And they tell us what to say
Uncle Morty's joined the fun police
'Cos independent thinking's on the increase
Politically correct
Our freedoms getting wrecked
Be careful what you say
To the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police
It's the fun police