Nathaniel J. Forrester - Everybody Loves Monopoly Lyrics

It's hard to get your cards in a row
And to make your way in the city
To stay at hotels when you pass go
Everybody loves Monopoly
Until it feels you're on a cycle
To the Waterworks
Meanwhile Jeffrey, your great uncle
Now owns half the earth

But I don't want your paper money
Think I just need to see somebody
Sitting on the couch next to me
Why invest in any property alone

Swimming around in the shadow
Of the guy with the silver sports car
Driving by you on Old Kent Road
Maybe the game has gone a bit too far
When it feels you're on a cycle
To the Waterworks
Meanwhile Jeffrey, your great uncle
Now owns half the earth

But I don't want your paper money
Think I just need to see somebody
Sitting on the couch next to me
Why invest in any property alone