Quazar Dos - Space Christmas Lyrics

Schlerb
Wanchu come on over here and sit on my lap
Yeah, get on his f***ing lap
D'okay
Schlerb
Is it true on your planet
That you hate heterosexuals
It's twue, we do
On our planet, it's okay to like something
That's different from what you're used to
In other words
Christmas

Joseph and Mary
Sitting quite merrily
God's fingers shot out her coo
Shhhhhh
Jesus is born
Santa is scorned
That's how you know that's it's Christmas

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Schlerb
Is this making any sense to you
Eh-no, I'm confused
Which controversial topic
Are we talking about
Hmm, let me f***ing try

Muslims and Jews
Christians Et Tu
And don't forget about Hindus
Barrels and Crates
Gays and Straights
All of them celebrate Christmas

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I get it now
It's not about who you love
But that you love
You got it, Schlerb
You got it
Hey you guys
Schlerb got it
F*** yeah
We solved heterophobia

Cazate malanga
Cazate malanga
Do you have any wine
Christmastime
Jesus-time
Do you have any wine
Jesus is King
We all agree
Definitely deserves a Grammy
Cold hard facts
Christopher Pratt
That's how you know that it's Christmas

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