Quazar Dos - The Revelation of Schlerb Lyrics

I was riding the waves of space
Space
When I saw your face
Face
It was you
Me
No, it was Schlerb
The alien from planet Earth
His planet's also called Earth
And I asked him
Where did it all begin
What is the meaning of life
And he replied

I'm just a guy
And if I lied
I'd have to die
Well then I have but one question
Why
Do you have to die
Oh why do you have to die
This is why

Uh wow
That was sick
But what's that gotta do
With any of it

Do you like dick
Dick
If your answers yes
Yes/No
Then I will express
Everything

Where did it all begin
What is the meaning of life
And Schlerb described

It's just two guys
Grabbing each others' thighs
Altogether that's forty eyes
You know the rest
This is no jest
Just my revelation test
With no subtext
Heterosexuals are trash

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