Razmiga - I Need a Job Lyrics

I want a job
So i hit up the web
Monster
Indeed
Craigslist
LinkedIn
Cover letters
They don't mean shit
Dear sir
Dear madam
Do you even read this
Oh
I'll spend my time filling out your forms
For no response
What a great reward
But you see I'm legit
And I've got a degree
What's that mean
Nothing
Apparently

I need a job
I've very qualified
I'm smart
I'm strong
I've got brown eyes
Revise my resume for the 45th time
46
47
48
49
Send it off into the abyss
Follow up with HR
But it makes no difference
How you doing
It's me
Just wanna touch base
I'm not a good fit
I'm such a disgrace

Give me a job
This is getting sad
I applied at Walmart
They never called me back
Food services
I'm cool with that
Retail
Door sales
Hell a laundromat
Seriously though
I'm a photoshop pro
A web guru
And I tell great jokes
Knock knock
Who's there
Give me a job
Who
Me
Give me a job