Steed - Always Pleased To Serve Lyrics

She wants Dick
But Dick is out of town
She wants Woody
Wood pecker ain't around
She calls Max Johnson
But he's too random
Tall Tommy's so handsome
He's busy at this moment

Too bad, too bad
So sad, so sad

Then Willy's always pleased to serve
The least you can say he's not a perv
But Willy's always happy to serve
Old fat Willy's always on herbs

Peter The Great
Is on top of her list
He's got nothing fake
Unlike Little Elvis
She calls Big George
He treats her like a whore
He's already into hardcore
But Little Bob is his bro

Too bad, too bad
So sad, so sad

Then Willy's always pleased to serve
The least you can say he's not a perv
But Willy's always happy to serve
Old fat Willy's always on herbs

She tries Wang
He seldom goes down
Unlike poor Jimmy
Who never stands up
Johnny wears a rubber
Like Jonathan Weiner

Too bad, too bad
So sad, so sad

Then Willy's always pleased to serve
The least you can say he's not a perv
But Willy's always happy to serve
Old fat Willy's always on herbs

Then Willy's always pleased to serve
The least you can say he's not a perv
But Willy's always happy to serve
Old fat Willy's always on herbs