Tyler Kamen - Detective Sheriff Lyrics

Verse 1

Where goes those strange growths and mutants on the coup?
Hear now, dear Mayor, what are we going to do?
Get a grip and hire someone to see us through.
Call him up and shut em down, our fate is up to you.

Chorus

He's a monster seducer captor.
With a badge and a gun tote slide.
Fastest hand in the western sector.
What a bad man.
Better watch out for Detective Sheriff.

Verse 2

What's the news, Detective, how many have you caught?
Vegetables unstable, there's gonna' be a lot.
Crawl out from hiding are you ready, are you not?
Get a dinner fork tonight and eat em while they're hot!

Chorus

He's a monster seducer captor.
With a badge and a gun tote slide.
Fastest hand in the western sector.
What a bad man.
Better watch out for Detective Sheriff.

Bridge

Howdy, Partner. How you doing? (hi) (I'm alright)
Have you seen these vegetables out here stewing? (I've seen a few)
It's a long ways back to walk in those shoes. (they're my dancing shoes)
Let me tell you something about them Bamboozle blues.

Chorus

He's a monster seducer captor.
With a badge and a gun tote slide.
Fastest hand in the western sector.
What a bad man.
Better watch out for Detective Sheriff.
Coda

He's a man of good and bad,
The best sheriff that you've ever had,
You don't want to make him mad!