Living With a Hernia
Living With a Hernia

“Weird Al” Yankovic - Living With a Hernia Lyrics

Comedy
Oct 21, 1986
102
Living With a Hernia Music Video

Living With a Hernia Lyrics

Ow

Help me out, dig

All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia, ow
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old, heh
Ow
Huh

Too much bad pain
Good God, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl, woo
You can't even do the splits now (say it)
Better call it quits now
I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

Living with a hernia, huh
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia, yeah
Got to have an operation

Ow
I live with a hernia
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There's incomplete (incomplete)
Epigastric (epigastric)
Bladder (bladder)
Strangulated (strangulated)
Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
Richter's hernia (richter's hernia)
Obstructed (obstructed)
Inguinal and Direct

Living with a hernia, rupture
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia, whoa
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
I feel bad

Writer(s): Alfred Matthew Yankovic, Charlie Midnight, Dan Hartman
Copyright(s): Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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