Yetiface - Sperm Whale Penis Lyrics

Bloated like a sperm whale
Can't get it on
When I walk across the street
I have to hold it in my arms
Everywhere I go
It drags behind me like a snake
To fuck around with me
Would be a big mistake
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Everywhere I go
There's a mob of chicks
Following me
Cause they want my dick
Everywhere I go
There's a mob of chicks
Following me
Cause they want my dick
You can't even fit this inside you!
So why you acting like the paparazzi?
So why you acting like the paparazzi?
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
I got a cattle prod
Just the other day
To try to keep these flocks of girls away
And now they try to come
Through my apartment door
And try to suck my dick
When it's on the floor
I don't know what to do anymore
I wake up with a hard on
And I pass out on the floor
I wake up with a hard on
And I pass out on the floor
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis

Bloated like a sperm whale
Can't get it on
When I walk across the street
I have to hold it in my arms
Everywhere I go
It drags behind me like a snake
To fuck around with me
Would be a big mistake
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Everywhere I go
There's a mob of chicks
Following me
Cause they want my dick
Everywhere I go
There's a mob of chicks
Following me
Cause they want my dick
You can't even fit this inside you!
So why you acting like the paparazzi?
So why you acting like the paparazzi?
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
I got a cattle prod
Just the other day
To try to keep these flocks of girls away
And now they try to come
Through my apartment door
And try to suck my dick
When it's on the floor
I don't know what to do anymore
I wake up with a hard on
And I pass out on the floor
I wake up with a hard on
And I pass out on the floor
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis
Born with a sperm whale penis